Mistress Gaia told him about a promotion she earned. He immediately talked about his own career for thirty minutes. She stopped telling him about her wins. When he asked why she never shared good news, she said nothing good was happening. Plenty was happening. She was so disappointed that he was so self-centred that he didn't even let her share her news. She told her friends and they recommended teaching him a lesson on humanity and she joined them in feeding his poo